• 22 files in collection
1. The Speeding Ticket Song (tune

2. Row, Row, Row Your Raft (tune

3. Mary Had a Business Plan (tune

4. Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Hmos (tune

5. Anatomy, Gravity, and You (tune

6. 1337 Abc (tune

7. A Little Dog (tune

8. Psych Ward Applause (tune

9. Twinkle, Twinkle, Pms (tune

10. Thereâs a Hole in My Jihad (tune

11. One Egg Short of a Dozen (tune

12. This Little Capitalist Piggy (tune

13. Mary Had a Little Ham (tune

14. Abcd Little Star (tune

15. Indians, Shmindians (tune

16. Southern Us Border Road Trip (tune

17. The Phonetic Alphabet Song (tune

18. Battle Hymn of the Republican (tune

19. My Pledge John (tune

20. Weâre Not Here Because Weâre Here (tune

21. Rock-a-bye-bye-baby (tune

22. Nlt 99 Bottles (tune

MP3 Danny Birt - Warped Children's Songs

8.99 USD

Children''s songs that have been gutted and stuffed with new lyrics about modern day society: "Twinkle, Twinkle, PMS," "There''s a Hole in my Jihad," and "Mary Had a Little Ham" are just three examples.

22 MP3 Songs
EASY LISTENING: Cabaret, KIDS/FAMILY: General Children''s Music

Show all album songs: Warped Children''s Songs Songs


Details:
CAUTION: While there is no profanity or sexually explicit lyricism in this album, these songs are parodies of their original versions, and are NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN (or sourpusses).

Using a smattering of many types of humor ranging silly, sarcastic, and scandalous, Danny Birt has irreverently altered children''s songs about cute little animals and cuter littler insects from being sickly-sweet to bittersweet. Now, these familiar tunes give social commentary on topics of modern day life such as the IRS, PMS, HMOs, and other non-acronym topics.

Combining Shrek’s tongue-in-cheek look at childhood with the biting sarcasm of Tom Lehrer and kookiness of Weird Al Yankovic, this album is a cathartic keg of laughs for anyone whose blood pressure rises at the sound of children’s songs and the stupidity of modern day society. Warped Children''s Songs is a must for admirers of Fractured Fairy Tales and Politically Correct Bedtime Stories!


About Danny: Danny Birt is a music therapist, massage therapist, fantasy author, and classical composer. Currently, Danny is studying for a Master of Music Therapy degree at Shenandoah Univeristy.

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Keywords: easy listening cabaret;kids family general children s music;mp3 album
File Size: 11.8 MBytes